Publications, below. Pilot script samples available upon request.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Unpaid Emotional Labor I’ve Done (for Myself)

Five Excuses to get out of Reading a Friend’s Poetry


Smoky Eye Looks for When You’re Really Confident You Won’t Cry

5 Safe Words Your Roommates Won’t Mind Hearing You Scream

5 Claire’s Accessories To Pass off as That Family Heirloom You Lost

The Hard Times

New Shazam Feature Identifies Which TED Talk Friend Ripped off During Debate

The Higgs Weldon

Things That’ll Make You Nostalgic for Pangaea

Age-Appropriate Ways to Humiliate Yourself After 30

Just Because Mommy & Daddy Fight On Facebook, Doesn’t Mean We Don’t Love You

Buzzfeed Community

Why The Bachelor Should Have Corgi Contestants

Are You Having Visions Of Jesus Or The Guy From Nickelback?


I Thought I Was Going To Die Over A Yeast Infection